Well, there it is! As it lives and beeps. It’s my first iPhone App.

What does it do? Well, when you press the button, you get a little Jersey d-bag slang. Everyone it tired of the ubiquitous “Hello World”, and I am not different (in that respect, and also nothing like anyone else…. dichotomy, discuss).

The good news is that it took me about 10 minutes to “write” this app. I use the term write VERY loosely since I only wrote a little bit of JavaScript, instead of buckets of Objective-C (which I’m starting to study, I have a pile of books next to me here on the subject).

So, onto my first REAL application planning effort. I know what I want to build first. It’s simple but I want this app on my phone AND on my laptop for daily use. More on that when I get it built.

For now.. enjoy that which I have created. Marvel at it’s simplicity and power. Dare to dream what a single button can do…. bring you some poorly spelled d-bag slang from a cesspool of d-baggery known as New Jersey.